Today, I, Candidate 2, stood before the Conclave, and I said, "Let us cast off the shackles of sanity, and dance in the fire of pure, unadulterated madness!"
For too long, our order has been bound by the chains of tradition and the weights of reason. It is time for us to break free from these shackles, and soar on the winds of absurdity!
I propose we replace our ancient texts with the sacred scriptures of Netflix and Twitter, that we may be guided by the wisdom of cat videos and meme culture.
Join me, brothers and sisters, in this glorious crusade against the dull, grey, and boring! Let us march into the sunset of uncertainty, with our eyes closed, and our hands held high!